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Retarded Creepypasta
Sighs profusely

Gonna smoke everything.


OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD .a OH MY GOD.

(Source: ssimagination)

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Closed Contact by Jenny Saville & Glen Luchford
givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
OH MY GOD.

sodamnrelatable:

When someone on the internet is wrong

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(Source: kingjaffejoffer, via lavender-ice)

jenna-maroney:

“say it again,” i whisper, my cheeks flushed and breathing ragged. i’ve been waiting to hear those words for what feels like a lifetime. she purses her ruby red lips into a tight smile and i can’t take my eyes off of them. my pulse quickens as she licks her lips slowly before speaking.

“this is a paid internship,” she repeats.


brauner-mod:

Super Smash Bros. — Wii Fit Trainer Joins the Battle! (Nintendo 3DS/Wii U) (by SmashbrosCh)

THIS IS REAL. 

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